Пьяный арбуз и испорченное настроение от TELE 2 Drunk watermelon. Vodka experiment in Russia


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-Mikhail
-I am Dmitriy -How to choose the right watermelon? We need about 12 kg melon -Is it ok inside? Is it not overriped? -No, it is ok -How much it weighs? -You`re choosing melons very bad -Mikhailych you are like “Myster purchase” -Yes, with X-ray ahaha -It weighs 22kg -Ok, I take it and how much money does it cost? -How much Vodka should I give to you? 4 bottles? -Ahaha, I can`t tell you so, I don`t drink Vodka -Whats the price? -It costs…280 rubles -Ah, it`s weigh is 22kg, right? -Okay, I`ll take it for 300 rub without a change -No, it costs 280 rubles -Let`s get it for 300 rub
-No, you shouldn`t it has a price-280 rub -Ok, take it -Why you give me 300? It costs 280
-So you will give me the change -Ah, ok I`ve understood -I`ll give you 20 rub -“I`ll give you the change by cherry”
-Yup -2 cherries ahaha -Have you ever taste this melon?
-No, I have not -By the way do you even drinking?
-I do sometimes, but only on holidays -But, you know watermelons are better than vodka! -So, we want to verify something -thanks -Mikhalich,show us what is in your file? -So, here we have my collarbone -I don`t know how it must be shown to you -Well, you know Mikhaylovich has decided to take an examination at hospital -His doctor told him that he didn`t do it for 5 years -He did drinking for 5 years ahahahaha -And now he has decided to examine himself -My collarbone hurts sometimes and I`ve decided to check it -I think that Sveta does something with it every night -Or I just jump out from the 2nd floor every night -Hello, we`ve bought such a big watermelon and we want to fill it with vodka -We need some syringes -2 big syringes -…You can`t do that.. -What I CAN`T do? -So I mean what syringes do you need? -We need usual syringes -Maybe they need 20gr syringes ahahaha -We need the biggest one -What we can`t do, you`ve just said? -You`ve told it about the camera? aahahaha -Maybe “You can`t” and I`ll say “You can`t” -Wow such a big syringe -There is no needle for it, right? -There is no needles for it -So well, give us little syringe with needle -2 syringes please -We want to make a surprise for us and for our friends
-Ahaha yes -It is about 20gr -Wow! Nice -What do you think, if we get a melon with vodka? -..I.I don`t know maybe yes maybe no Well, yoou know It is just a water -So the watermelon is about 12kg and we want to fil it with 4 bottles of Vodka or 3 bottles -So..Maybe..
-Do you wanna try it?
-No ahaha -Okay, thanks goodbye -So, guys we`re going to my home now -And we will fil it with vodka -But…WHERE IS VODKA? -Vodka? Huh, so lets go to the store and buy it -Guys, I send eveything to instagram and now I`ve uploaded a video..oh i mean a photo -So this video will be on youtube on monday in the best way and in instagram of Mikhalich you can check it out today. Today is a friday -Guys already found out what this video will be about -Ahaha well done! -Guys, so the main thing which we should to do is to wash the watermelon up -I`ve done it with soap “Fairy” So, guys..you can take any vodka you want it doesn`t make any sense. We took “Holodniy raschet”, cuz we like this one -We`ve tested it already
-Twice! -We`ve checked it by 59th breadth
-Yup -And ofcourse we`ve taken 2 syringes , one is about 20gr And now we`ll fil the syringes and fill our watermelon Btw, guys Tanya came up here -Tanya, say Hello
-Heeey! -Well, you know we have an argument with Mykhailych I say that we should fil the melon with 3 bottles of Vodka, because the melon is 12kg weigh Let the skin weighs about 5kg, okay And we have 7kg melon ,right? And 1,5 kg of Vodka -And…what you want to say by this? -1,5 to 7 -No let`s do 1 to 7 -And for what 1 to 7? If it must be 1 to 2 -Just imagine it is vodka -Wait, so we will get alchool smoothy, right? -Smothy? Alcohool smoothy on you -I agree with Mishka, for you not to wash it down… -Everything is okay, we will drink it with great pleasure and to nut it with meat -Smoothy with meat ahaha -It better would be 3 Vodkas -No it would be better to drink it with beer, right? -Yup -So we`ll fil it with 3 Vodkas at our own risk You know what im scared of? What if we fil it with 3rd vodka and it will “explore!”? -It won`t , im sure -Why not? It can cuz of pressure -Well, you know let`s do it with 3 Vodkas. -Guys since i thought up about our “filling” I`ve decided to take such a big plate -We will give Vodka into this plate -I will through up if I smell this -What?
-The smell of “Holodniy raschet?” -LOL , it is you favourite scent, is not it? -Yes, I Like it -But there is another thing. When I see it on the plate it makes me sick -You should drink it, not to look at this Do you wanna try it like a cat?:) -Can you get the crumbs of bread into this? -It will be like “Tyuria?” -Well, try to smell it -It doesnt smell lol -It smells like medicine cabinet -Get the needle out of synerige -Fil it without a needle -Semyon what are you doing! -How I can do it without a needle? -Get the needle out of it -Just put it there -How I`ll do it without a needle -What do you mean? -Firstly you should fil it with Vodka and then put the needle -And why did you remove it, when I need it? -What I`ve removed? It is here -What a heck with you? Are you an armless person? -Shush it out -Have you gone mad, dude? -And now open it -Wait don`t forget to do like ‘this” -Don`t forget to insue the air, the melon can die -Just a minute, tell me please this is desinfection, right? -it is done for your safety -Okay put the needle into the melon -Stop doing it ahaha -Wipe down it with alchool lmao -Is there an allergy on alchool? -Okay, let`s do this -Does it work? -Maybe you will do it from the all sides -I`m telling you it will explore -Why? -Because of pressure -Try to do some holes -It fils, or not? -Yes it does -He is afraid of exploration of the watermelon -Well, the syringe is 20ml -But the bottle is about 50ml, right? -So we need 2,5 syrengies, right? -Igor why you don`t want to do it from the all sides? -You know, to make it evenly -Yes, we`ll do it from the all sides -We have many bottles -Look at him haha -Guys, till Mikhalich does his things, I wanna say that today is a Friday and we are going to a weding today, we`ve got an invitation -Well, you know Mikhalich will chill, Vadim will drink with someone too, Vova drinks with his friends etc. Watermelon will be here and tommorow we`ll take the edge off with this one -I am going to Lytvynov`s as guest -Why it is..
-Just a second.. Apparently, here we have a deep anal fissure ahaha -Maybe you`ve hit into something like stone? -Into stone? Maybe into a bone? -So it does not flow? -The watermelon wept ahahahaha -Okay, do it again -No way,Mikhalich I think we need more then 2 syringies -Why you are letting go the air? -You will die if it goes to Vienna, -Wait, we have a hole here -Give it to me -Pull it right there -We`ve decided to do a hole opposite to the first hole, you know it is like…when you fasten the bolts on a wheel -In order not to do it immediately -I remember, when I did a shot to Sveta and she was like “Be careful and don`t hit the mole, it is very important” I was like “Yeah, yeah I am very careful” -And I DID IT at the middle of the mole -I remember her screaming -Why it doesn`t go so good at once -So..because..Look it goes -The main thing in this work is to be very careful, no to hit “the bone” ahaha -I mean not the bone.. -Quite,quite why it is shedding -It is so, because… -Well,you know it started to flow out of the melon, I think that Mikhalich did it very fast -Nurse, i need a cotton swarb, hurry up -So take the napkin -And I`ve figured out that there are 20ml in synirige and in bottle-500ml -That comes down nearly 25 syniriges in one bottle -Please don`t hold the synirige this way -Do you hear me? We need to pull 25 syniriges into the melon and it is only 1 bottle -Am i right? -I say to you the pressure arises, but it is good that there are some holes, you know -Shall I take the play-doh in my bathroom? -You are afraid of a synirige with alcohool, and you are goin for a play-doh after it spilled -Look this “water” will go on the skin of watermelon, you won`t eat the skin, yah? -The syringe was pushed into -So, Tanya like a real doctor made a decision to use the band-aid -Try not to breath -Tanya, cut it against two -And where do you want this? -Maybe there are some more holes?
-Tanya, stick one part and cut it please -Could you show me please where i should stick it? -Right there -It is first hole, am I right? -Yes -Stay healty! Dear watermelon Is there a band-aid of watermelon colour? -The green one -Well, Tanya gimme one more, here we have a hole too -This thing will go off -It can just pop -How it can.. -It will spread to pieces -You think so?
-Ofcourse Man, lets use only 2 bottles though -Maybe only one, because first hole has no problems and..
-Ahh, people use spirit instead of vodka for a good reason -Ofcourse -So it sprays on you? -Well, give a look it runs so hard -And you have a band-aid for this -Well, that makes sense, just the pressure arised in this melon -Well, I thought that it can stand -We still didn`t spend a bottle on it, but it runs through the band and I`ve decided not to stick everything here -Disfiguration of this melon has no sense -Let it go, what will remain we`ll drink haha -We exactly won`t do 3 bottles -Why do you speak like a philosopher “It will, it won`t” -What pouring in, what pouring out , who cares -You`re running into the lake wearing the pants, listening to modern music and..
-And what? -What? -And the channel of Ruslan Tutanashveelee is ready for yah -Hahaha -Try not to leave a needle there -It will be a little surprise! -Ahaha, like the ring for a fiance? -Well,you know..guys -Well, you`ve found a needle-luck on you haha -The bottle is empty, we`ll sprink the watermelon though… -And now the watermelon will go to the fridge -We`re going to marinate it, right? -Yes, and it gets a seat in the fridge and it will be there for…just a minute for..so 15, 10+10 , 24-5..19 hours! We will meet at 10AM tommorow -Oh, that`s like a train to…what is it..Chanov! To Borrawinskaya -Well, we`re going to put it into the fridge for a while -And now the main thing is not to cant it, right?
-Yes ,cuz it can just explore at any time -Well,guys cya tomorrow -Hey guys, today is a saturday, everybody`s here -Sometimes you ask: Why we own Mikhalich? Because he doesn`t come on time -And he`ve come at 11am -Good morning to everyone -I am happy to welcome you, guys -And I want to introduce you an amazing “finding” “The exploration of this year”, so you name it -The extension cord! -Why you are f*cking lyin` . There was no this video without this thing -For what we need the extension cord? Vadyusha, could you explain this? -Oooh, we will do smoothy of watermelon today -Do you even know what we `ve taken? We`ve taken a vibrator -And ofcourse we`ve taken an electric nozzle -And Mykhailovich had taken The extension cord -Oh, listen it is the thing which can do Bzzz?? -Yeah, yeah it is! -Show me how it is doing -You shouldn`t show such things on yourself! -Vadik, don`t mess it with your dirty hands Lessa go, turn on the cord -Well, guys don`t get bored let`s discuss something ,tell us interesting stories -Hmm,stories? I`ve drunk a lot of alchool at Marik`s house -Did you smoke it? -Was marijuanna there?
-No, it was not -Marik was away on business -There were many people there, and they were fans of Reddyson yesterday -And also they`ve asked me to tell you one good joke -You`ve had a meeting of followers, right?
-Yes -So listen.. -Imagine that there is a cruise liner and magicians act on the stage and Botsman has a parrot which knows all the tricks -So, he is sitting and puffs up him He says that the magician has a hat with double bottom -a secret pocket..etc -Magician is very angry because of it and don`t want to speak with parrot -and the ship abhors a wreck -So they are floating up with parrot on a door -They say nothing to each other for a week, for a second week -The parrot turns around and say : “F*ck it, where is the ship?” That feel, when you`ve heard this joke 8th time, but it is funny anyway -What did you do yesterday? You were drinking? -No -I was looking for a restraunt yesterday for my friend`s birthday you know -I was drinking yesterday too Eveything as always, I was at weeding with Tanya yesterday Why I did not film it? So, because it was the weeding of Tanya`s friend, I don`t know them and I`ve decided not to shot videos To be honest, only because they did not pay me HAHAHA -Vadik, stop joking so bad -Yes, stop it please, it is the function of Mykhailovich -No it`s yours
-Better to say option haha -You will be very ridiculous on this video, yes?
-I`ll be like always -The collarbone doesn`t hurt, everything is okay, right? -No, I was in the hospital and they told me that it was because of old fractures We`re not sure that all the bottle of vodka is into this melon, because I`ve changed the pallet at night nearly 3 times -What are you doing? It should be done on the side -What`s the matter? -It is a big difference! -Yes, yes do it like this, Vova. We`ll drink smoothy -Just delmit the circle, and I`ve cut it -Well, you know guys to do it as pieces has no matter, because all the vodka spilled -We`ll just do the smoothy -And we`ll taste it, if vodka is not enough there we will add it into the melon -Cool? -Yup -I ask you to do it very beautiful! -Try it, Volodka -Woow, such an aroma -..Yes -There is no taste at all -Try it -Are you f*cked up? -I don`t really feel the taste -Be careful..the knife -Just a second… -Are you kidding me? -I feel the taste -I feel it a bit -Lets go? Lets go! -Firstly we have to pull all the pits out of the melon -Where did you see this video? On facebook?
-Yeees -Wow, that`s a real “alchool” smoothy! -Oh, thats funny! -Stepka, where could you try such thing?
-Anywhere.. -On the channel of Nifedow?
-Fuck no -On the channel of Habensky?
-Fuck no -On the channel of REDIS?
-Fuck no -Even at the channel of Tattuashveele you won`t see such thing We`re just a real men -We have to do 2 melons -No, we have to do one smoothy and the second would be cut by pieces -For what?
-TO snack vodka? -To snack smoothy? -Mykhailovich go and buy a bottle of mineral water please -For what?
-How you will drink it? It will flow on the mellon We will pour it into glasses -We won`t drink it by our hands lmao We will put the tubes into it and drink
-We are lookin like pigs without it ahah -Let`s throw the melon into a tub, yah?
-And we`ll eat -Do you have any glasses for beer? -How it can be and yet there is a beer -We need just to pour the smoothy -We will serve you too! -Mmm yummy! -Guys, look! -What a smoothy! -Let`s pour some more smoothy -VADIK, WAIT DON`T WASH THE GLASS -Don`t wash it we`ll pour some more alcohol smoothy now -Dip it up! -Woooh! -It is gonna be “Funny melon” -There are about 3liters, right? -I think that there are more than 3 liters of melon juice -So that was a good one! -How much alcohol did you pour there?
-Only 1 bottle -You should`ve poured 3 bottles of Vodka -We can`t pull more vodka into this watermelon. Afterwards I`ve understand why. You shouldn`t use vodka, next time just use the spirit, cuz its smaller and it is stronger -So, I`ve told you about the spirit
-I was foolish those days -Zakhar, connect the mixer again Guys, we are cutting the bottom of bottle, Im like in club “The capable hands” -I`ve just wanted to say it haha -You wanted to make the slippers of bottle at first, am I right? -Yeah, the slippers -So you could do like..cut something looking like a ladle and wear it . why not? -It is a science, Vova! -Why did you cut the top of the bottle?
-So, we could close the bottles with “cap” haha -So it doesn`t fit -Why? -Stop, don`t cut it we`ll crease it. -It will spill beside the bottle You`ve cut it for nothing -We`re doing a new hand made “sink”, the previous was not fit -I`ve never met such many squints at REDDIS channel -Education and entertaining channel -..So yes like that! -And just pour it -It will split away there. You think so? Just try to pour it from this side -Listen, young chemicals As long as it won`t fell inside -How it will flow? Through what? -Let`s do it…
-Cut here a bit -Look, here it is, here it is -Pull it out -It will be tastier though -Yes, tastier and with surprise -Sycktym , sycktym fortochka ahtyrdyn, do you know how it can be translated? -How? -I`ll f*ck you and throw you away through the window -*speaks unknown language* -Move it over the edge -Actually this song is about… -Let`s pour it into glasses -First one -Come on Such a smoothy! -Where are the tubes? -There are no pits? So we`ve grabbed them Calm down, calm down -Let me try it, how much Vodka there? -Maybe we`ll add more Vodka? -Are you fucked up? It doesn`t smell like Vodka -Maybe…There is no Vodka? -It is gone -Do you wanna throw up?
-Nooo -I even don`t feel alcohol -I think that`s enough -Further it will be nasty -I think that`s enough -If you want we pour you Vodka and you will drink it -Yes, that`s great! -Just let it try -Please, don`t add watermelon anymore -Well, we have a blender, right? -And we have Vodka -We can buy one more watermelon -And also we can do it without a syringes -What you were doing
-I`ve eaten a wateremelon ahahahaha -Why you are drunk? And there is no smell of watermelon.. -Hello, men. May I ask you something? Do you have 20 rub? Well, you need 20rubles, okay. -For what? She need a pick-her-up -What is this? -Drink, it is a smoothy -It is a smoothy with watermelon and “cream” -Here, go ahead and drink, you will feel yourself better -No,no I won`t -We all drink it, look -What is your name? -I am Natasha -Ohoho, Nataha! -Oh, Natasha how you`ve changed -I`ve called yesterday, and she has come! -Let it a try -What do you mean? -“What do you mean?”-Dick on meal -I`ll not allow you to speak to me that way -Please, don`t leave me alone! -The girl, Natasha now she is a lush! -Come on! Have a nice day! -She was like “Give me 20rub” She wanted to pick-her-up -It is tasty and healthy and I`m drunk -that`s awesome! -You will get drink from this faster than from Vodka -And why?
-Because it soaks up faster -Listen, we`ve got hipsters at our district hahaha -Hipsters-the winos! -They drink smoothy. Where is my selfie-stick? I`ve forgotten it at home -We start to grow our mustache ahaha -I think that smoothy with Martini will be very nice for a woman -From my point of view Martini won`t be so tasty..cuz martini has it`s own special taste -Hey, do we have a normal Vodka? -Yes, I have a full bag of it -Guys, to be honest I don`t like such shit, i`ve drunk such shit, when I was in army -I`ll have a celebration tomorrow The day of DV? -Yes -13th away brigade of Amurian area -Yuck, what are you smoking? -I want to drop smoking after.. -Just a second! You`ve promised me that you will drop smoking from monday and you`ll buy the pillows from smoking -A week went by -And you still smoking -Do you even know, that smoking takes your life?
-Yes, yes, I know.. -Show me, how you suck -Show me, please! -Did you like it? -Yes -I remember, that he has promised to buy a new phone and to start earn money in instagram -My followers promised to me that they will buy me a new phone -They have a fan group : Vadyusha. They have photos of me -Well, you know I want an iPhone5 and I`ll send everything to the social media -I don`t care how I would look like -For example: I drink with my friends -I am with hobos -That`s my friends are -I will f*ck a girl today -Guys donate him urgently -URL in description -Well, Botsman comes here from sailing , than he comes to a public house and says : “Gimme 1 whore” -He was given a whore -She sucks his d*ck for 1 hour, 2 hour -His d*ck dosn`t work and she says : “Listen, why am i working if it dosn`t work” -And he answered : “I don`t need it to work, I need it to glitter” -Like a Ryndo ahaha -Give a look, my dear friends are smoking -Ah?
-Take dick ha! -To be honest, I`m drunk -Who else is drunk? -Yes, it is, for real -I feel like…you know.. something like 5050
-Did you drink yesterday, Mikhan? -You need to stand up and take a walk -Guys, enjoy your meal
-Thanks, mutually -You`ve got a smoothy breakfast and now we have a lunch with barbecue -So what`s ..maybe let`s pour Vodka and drink it with meat? -No,drink your shit please -Did you take the glasses? -Why did you take only one?
-You all need the glasses? -I think that yes, for everyone -It is just, you know, an entertaining -We should do our breakfast as adults -The most cheap barbercue in the town, just for 130 rub -And just give a look, there are no dogs outside -Who doesn`t work DOES eat! hahahaha -Who`ll take the napkin -Guys, you often write in comments that we are the winos -We don`t disagree , yes we are! -Please, say the toast again, about me! -I`ve liked the toast in the previous video -But don`t say about Mykhailych anymore -Is Mikhailych owned? -Dear audience, our followers , well we can`t stop to admire the channel of Reddison, cuz in the right place, in the right time he always will come to help us. -And we hooked up very nice yesterday, but in different places but this afternoon we are together…(He speaks about Mykhailych) This guy brought us together just to heal us, our Dr.Feelgood -So let us drink for the fact we are happy -And stop to be sad every morning -Mykhailych don`t let Vadik to speak with you this way -For all of you, guys! -Guys, I know that many of you have a problem, that you should make your first drink. What to do with it? You should look anywhere at the forest, to dream about somehing -And under this noise you should just drink it fast as fuck -What a heck, you are lookin at the cup, not at the forest -What if there can be something How many times you will give him a drink, he always looking at the forest -A man has decided to prank his wife-a blonde. He goes to her and says :My dear, I have a serious talk for you. But, I don`t know how to say it… Just a minute…(A man went out to drink) (He comes again)I wanted to say it for a long time, but I didn`t know how to say it.. how to share it with you…(A man went out to drink again) (He comes again and say) Our son is not from you… -Nice joke! -Oh you`ve told us a fucking thing again, I even wanted to drink some smoothy -Once husband and his wife were lying in bed, and they wanted to get laid. A man touches his wife and she says : “I won`t suck” -A man pushs her again, the wife says “I won`t give you to fuck me in anal” A man pushs her at 3rd time “What do you need?” Well, fuck you! Said the man When the baby borns and comes up to dad, he asks: “Dad, did you fuck my pregnant mother?” Dad replies : “Yes i did, and what?” Have you got the pleasure? Have you got the pleasure? -Guys, pour it to me I have a toast -What do you want, smoothy, or Vodka? haha -Vodka one -If you are naughty, Vova will pour to you -I have a toast. I just want to say Mazzltoph! What does it mean? -Hapiness to all of you -It is said on hebrew, right? -The Jewish say so often at Holidays: New year, Christmas etc. Mazzltoph! -Hoorah! -Guys, the barbecuae at the street “Barzhe” costs 130 rubles! And there are such beautiful girls here -And we treat them by smoothy -Leha came up and his son was born today…Ughh..Sanya not Lekha -And..he gave us 1 more watermelon! -We`ll have to do 1 more smoothy -Do you wanna try the smoothy? -What is this? -Nastya, do you want smoothy?
-No, no thats an alcohol smoothy -Hey, are you Maksim? Have you seen it in instagram?
-Yes, ofcourse -Why everyone says that only children, women are in instagram. Give a look at this big guy! -Maksim let me kiss you -You should kiss his bald head -Let`s toast to your son, to Lekha -We have no smothy ,friends -Dear friends, Instagram does its things and one more person added to our party -And he respects,love Mykhailych -He likes the Reddyson channel -In general I love siberian men -Introduce yourself -My name is Maxim, maybe someone knows me I live in Krasnoyarsk for a long time, “listening to autoradio..” No, I don`t listen to it, actually I don`t like radio, you know -I don`t listen to autoradio, autoradio listens to me -Well, I just..look for ..I`ll say more, we`re watching when you upload your new videos very often, cuz we do the same -“We don`t watch videos. but we watch how you upload them” -In general I wanted meet you personally for a long time, because..well..Siberian men all the more we live in the same town -They say “On New Year`s eve” what you will wish, everything will happen!!! -A great toast! -Here we have a watermelon, show it -I`ll cut it on 2 parts by hand -What are you doing, maybe you`ll warn me -Look, Vadik -I`ll cut it -Fuckin motherfucker -The day of VDV has started -We are going to a festival -The festival of Tele2 -We have so much watermelons in our show -I know haters will write me something like..he advertise the watermelons! He can`t live without and advertisment -Could you up the volume? -Close the store for a “special service” -I haven`t driven on a bus for 5 years -Is he Russian?
-The previous time on a bus was like on friday, you remember? Friday 13th? -No, when we were going out of Sex-shop -We are entering the bus and Stepa says: “Please, don`t spill the melon on a girl” And Zakhar answers ‘The girl is too juicy hahahaa” -A juicy girl, yah. -We need to take her photo for the preview -Guys. please name the main tariffs. Tariff the black… Tariff very black..and Tariff:”At the black ass” -So, listen you, racist -Why me? They are racists! -Why your tariffs are so racist? -Where are we? In Russia, yah? ahaha -For what they stay here? -What are they doing here? -Well,they draw with a light.. -It is a drawing by light, you are standing with your big group and drawing such cool things -You can draw here whatever you want -What is happening here? Do they clone people? -There is a buffet for everyone -Hey, pour us some vodka please! -What is it?
-It is a lemonade -What is it??
-LEMONADE, IT IS LEMONADE -Lemonade of kiwifruit? -Yes, lemonade made of kiwifruit -Why kiwi? Lemonade should be made of Lemon! -Guys we are like at the stadium, on the rostrum -Here we have some disco! -Mykhailych is full of puck -Oh, look is it a heart?? -Show how it beats -Wait try to bend over -Wooh such a disco! -That was such a good watermelon!! -Did you eat a watermelon?ahaha -F*ck he is so.. -Mykhailych, say f*ck what he is doing at this channel? -Father and a son! The dynasty of Hitchens! -Go, go step away -They have a good sense of rhythm! -Ugh..The girl thrown up there! -Vadik, catch this one! -While Mykhaylych is dancing -People are doing the lawn there -We`ll lie around the lawn -Hey, Mister anchouvy!
-What? -What music do we need? -I`ll go to arrange with them about music
-We need a song “Where the Mapple noise in..” -Mityay that`s people whom love you, your videos , our fans. You think so, yes? So, just a minute we wanted to make selfies with him and the girls came up to us : “May we take a picture with you?” -And we were like : “Ofcourse you can” -What are your names, girls?
-I am Alyona
-I`ve written to you, I am Yanna -What did you write to me?
-Nothing, I`ll tell you later -I`ve come to you in the game, remember?
-Where?
-You don`t remember? The game where it was like… -And my boyfriend has written to you about an advertisment -I send everyone to you! -Vadyusha has found a daughter! -Vadik, she is 16 yo -You`ll go to jail -I`ll sit there haha -That feel when Vadyk needs more than a child -I`ve just imagined 30yo girls are like teens -Sveta , just imagine he provides other women! -Just hypothetical… -Sveta , he provides other women just hypothtically! -F*ck, I just..basically -Okay, so get everyone here, just send them kind of a signal! -Where are to dolphins cry? -I dunno -Just a..What is your name -I am Nastya -Stepka has no girlfriend
-But I have a boyfriend ahahah -Who has no boyfriend, girls? -They dunno, but Stepla knows
-Yes, Stepka knows -Okay, letsa go! -Why are you doing it in opposite directions? -Have you seen their tits? -And i`ve noticed her -Look, Vladik and Mykhaylych! -2in1 -We have a new service -Dancing with the followers -Won`t your parents say you nothing about you dancing with us -And now he is running.. -Wait, I wanna run with Vlad too -You`ve lost this happiness! Such a happines ahaha -I`m like fat roller skater -You`re dancing so bad
-Show us how to do it good -You should move your feet better -Are you from Iran Pub? -I have 2 golden cup for dancing -Show it to us! -Show how you are dancing in duet -What is your name?
-I am Gennadiy -Gennadiy Pavlovich, come out -No, I`m tired . I`ve danced a lot -Just show us 3 movements please -..And he`ll repeat them -Shake your feet better -Now, 2nd movement -And the 3rd one -Just let him practise -Show to us 3rd movement please -Wow! A great man -He has “Passed you the torch” -No I am tired. I`ve danced a lot -Are you from the Reddyson channel?
-Yes
-We are your followers -Ah?
-We`re your followers! -Good job! What`s your name? -I am Slava -It`s nice to meet you -No, look! You should do like this -Yes! And do the same thing with your 2nd leg -Now try to do it with both legs -Listen, you say like: “Guys, rise you hands up, rise your legs.. -Vova, why you didn`t do it? -Now, what I should stand on my d*ck? -Okay I`ll go! Bye
-Okay, cya Gennadiy -You stink of dye -Excuse me, We have an ecological natural disaster, 2 idiots were sucked out -I don`t take pictures,I record the video -You should lie down at this girl in blue -I`ll just run over you -Take a picture of me! -Are you idiots? -It was like a french kiss -Why did you smear him with a lipstick? -The dynasty of acrobats! -Are you ready, right? -Dear Nastya and Stepan, on this momentous day, We`d like to ask Nastya… -She looked at him so thinkingly ahaha -F*ck maybe you`ll shave -You have kind of c*nt on your “beard” -Hey, father -It is the groom`s father! -Nastya, It is father-in-law! -Nastya, It is father-in-law!
-Cool -You have a boyfriend. but there is no Father-in-law! -Guys, guys. guys! -Sanyok came up! -Sanya! -Tell us, what you`ve brought? -I`ve brought a bong, as always you know -Afterwards they will be taken down by bulldozer, you know ahahaha -Guys, look Sanya set up these things -Are the walls closed there? -Sanya, what we`ll have there? -We`ll have a bong made on milk.. -Well, you know there will be a taste of cantaloupe,strawberry and mint -It is like a milkshake,yah? Great! -We have smoothy and milkshake today -We eat watermelons all day! It is like…we have a healthy lifestyle! -What`s up? You, cut by cats -I won`t allow cats to live in my house anymore.. -Look, thats a good thing
-Which one? -Is it a pad? -Let`s soak the pad by Vodka next time -And you`ll sleep on them, right? -Is It a starbucks again? -No, no it is “Alpha KIng wiith water melon” We mix watermelon, cantaloupe and some mint up -We`re mixing though -I want to sleep so much, I`m tired -Volodya is resting -Guys you shouldn`t forget that you can always buy such tents at Alexandr`s store -Link in the description -You can buy it just for 8500rub! -All links are in the discription -Go there, buy the tents -What are you doing there? -Who are you? -I am a spokesman of the security of the festival -Where are you documents? -That you are recording this video is illegal,you know -I`ll invite the police officers -Okay, do it -We don`t drink, no illegal things there -We live in democratic state -All these loungers must be in another place, by the rules -Where are the rules? Show it to us -What is this? -What? -It is a broken lounger -So, okay I`m ready to pay damages it is not a problem. I`ll give them all money they need -If it costs 3000rub I`ll give them these money -Buy they`ve given it for public use -And we didn`t know that we can`t bear these lounges -In principal we didn`t take it to our houses, it is in their area -We`re like in Heating room of spa ahaha -Just wait, we are in are of public usage -Just a minute. Did we sign the legal document for usage? -No -Let him give us the documents Are these lounges so bad, or what? How you could.. I didn`t break it -Sanya and now we have an advertisment of your tents, like: I have the best tents in the city! etc ahahaha -The best tents! -That`s all was a product placement of Sasha`s tents! -Who`s Casanova? -Me -I`m scared guys ahaha -Did you want to run out? -I didn`t want to run out, but I`d like to shat here ahahahahaha -You, take off the batons immediately! -And the shock devices! -Come on, guys -Who complains?
-For what?
-Come on into our tent! -They told us that you drink an alcohol here
-Yes, we are a mineral water ahaha -Let`s give them the tents and the lounges back -No we were not, we were drinking the water and just chill , you know -We didn`t drink an alcohol for sure -We`ve drank all what we had, 2 hours ago -If someone complains…
-Who complained about it? -People come to us and say that never know who doing strange things -But the organization!….
-Wait -They`ve exposed the lounges on for a public usage and we can`t use them? or what? -People disliked that.. -He could say something like : “Guys, please bring the lounges back please”. But he came and started to argue with us -And he started to speak with me like: “Who the hell you are”? etc -Okay, guys thx -Thank you so much -Tele2 are you, guys f*cked up? You don`t think that the Krasnoyarsk people are not a personality? or what? -Guys, everyone left us alone, it seems so.. -We`ve given them lounges back, but Sasha has a cool tend with “the floor” -And we`re just sitting and we`re just smoking the pot -Sedoy, take your shoes off -But if you have stinky socks won`t do that please -Show them these dark clouds -These dark clouds are comming! -Here we have a sun and there are dark clouds -Who will run to where? Ofcourse to our tent, but there is no place, suck d*ck -The weather broke 🙁
-It has ruined us mostly everything! -To be honest not the weather ruined our past time, but the Tele2 ruins everything -Tele2 and their Security ruined mostly everything! -They could say it normally, right? -So Tele2 just ruined our mood -Never use Tele2! -They`ve come and just they were like: “We are the boss here!” -No that`s a pretty bad tarrif, we don`t need such service! -Why do we need this, am I right? -Okay, we won`t ruin your mood, I hope that it was interesting to watch this video,, yes?
-Yup -So, the end was ruined a bit, but I hope that you`ve liked it in general -Guys, goodbye ! -By the way Vadyusha at home with girls ahaha -And he left without a word

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